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NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child

Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.

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I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

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i see a lot of people spending time thinking about “who tops” in their otp when they should be thinking about

  • who quotes twilight at the other person
  • who appreciates cat videos more
  • who spent a hellish summer working in the worst gamestop you can imagine
  • who lets the other person win in ticklefights
  • who chews on their pencil
  • who’s the person who accidentally thinks of their grandparents one time while they’re making out and kills the mood
They laugh until laughing makes them kiss.
They kiss until kissing makes them laugh. —Sarah Ruhl (The Clean House)  (via blonde-buddha)

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Tutorial: How I colour gifs


Requested by jarjarbinkzz

If you don’t know how to make gifs, I have a tutorial here.

Note: This is just how I personally colour my gifs. I’ll go through the various adjustment layers I use, the general way I usually colour a gif, and what each adjustment layer achieves, but everyone colours their gifs differently. The best advice I have is to experiment with the adjustment layers until you find something that looks good for you.


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Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

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if a girl ignores you she’s either hella pissed or hella sad and whatever it is you better apologize if you don’t wanna be ignored for the next 28 years


Reminding you that with a single click you can:

It’s completely free.


kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler


Countries Where Your Dollar is Worth the Most


Morocco is going to be the 1st stop of my world tour. better do it before the dollar goes bankrupt


i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

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soulja boy tell em. im too shy

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