winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

sexualthorientation:

Meanwhile, Paul Rudd…

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.
Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via viciousdoughnut)

eknowbaria:

"Don’t ever fight with [her]. Her attitude towards the rest of the world is that if someone threatens her with a gun, she’ll get a bigger gun." Stieg LarssonThe Girl Who Played with Fire

fivetail:

I can’t tell if Tumblr’s love for Shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments and hamfisted pop culture references but a solid movie series over all

But on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and I don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

dawnofthedusk:

Make Me Choose 
samanthaajones asked 
» Annie Edison or Felicity Smoak

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

doctorwho:

Series 3 - Human Nature

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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One of Marvel’s Avengers Turns to Sign Language. The story strives to connect readers with what he is experiencing: when he can’t hear, the word balloons on the page are blank. The comic also makes extensive use of sign language, but provides no key to interpreting them. “If nothing else, it’s an opportunity for hearing people to get a taste of what it might be like to be deaf,” Mr. Fraction said.

winchesterlicious:

Fact: the Pacific Rim soundtrack makes everything better.

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